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waxing
Dec 24, 2005 13:54:07 GMT 1
Post by cheesecake on Dec 24, 2005 13:54:07 GMT 1
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waxing
Dec 24, 2005 14:30:08 GMT 1
Post by flying on Dec 24, 2005 14:30:08 GMT 1
Hehe, Cheese...
Don't wax, braid!
Update:
Ok, let me be clear here: don't wax, don't shave or do anything to hide it, just wait until the hair on your legs is long enough to make small braids.
My, what a terrible, terrible joke...
But let's take it further: you would no longer need to wear wool stockings to keep warm, not anymore, not now that you could change your name to "Fluffy Legs"; a good natural defense against the chilly Scottish wind...
Yep, I think I hit rock bottom of "terriblejokeland" here. But I've had coffee today. And I had some last night too. And I only slept 3 hours tonight. Can't be held responsible for my posts... I am "under the influence" of caffeine!
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waxing
Dec 24, 2005 14:31:12 GMT 1
Post by SilentVoice on Dec 24, 2005 14:31:12 GMT 1
This is not in my area of specialty...
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waxing
Dec 24, 2005 15:27:52 GMT 1
Post by germanwunderkind on Dec 24, 2005 15:27:52 GMT 1
me 2 silent i always respect girls especially if they are pretty NOW i give them special respect if they wax their legs
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waxing
Dec 25, 2005 11:30:57 GMT 1
Post by cheesecake on Dec 25, 2005 11:30:57 GMT 1
Hehe, Cheese... Don't wax, braid! Update:Ok, let me be clear here: don't wax, don't shave or do anything to hide it, just wait until the hair on your legs is long enough to make small braids. My, what a terrible, terrible joke... But let's take it further: you would no longer need to wear wool stockings to keep warm, not anymore, not now that you could change your name to "Fluffy Legs"; a good natural defense against the chilly Scottish wind... Yep, I think I hit rock bottom of "terriblejokeland" here. But I've had coffee today. And I had some last night too. And I only slept 3 hours tonight. Can't be held responsible for my posts... I am "under the influence" of caffeine! hmmm how did fly come up with this?!... logicality... i like it.. no more cold breezes for me, even though i might be mistaken for a monkey..
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waxing
Dec 25, 2005 14:28:00 GMT 1
Post by SilentVoice on Dec 25, 2005 14:28:00 GMT 1
Fly let me congratulate u, for u have destroyed my mind ... ...eeees <shuder>
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waxing
Dec 25, 2005 14:40:13 GMT 1
Post by flying on Dec 25, 2005 14:40:13 GMT 1
hmmm how did fly come up with this?!... logicality... i like it.. no more cold breezes for me, even though i might be mistaken for a monkey.. Ah, but having people tossing you peanuts and bananas is a small price to pay, Cheese, in exchange for never having blue shins again... You know I'm right...
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waxing
Dec 25, 2005 14:47:05 GMT 1
Post by flying on Dec 25, 2005 14:47:05 GMT 1
Fly let me congratulate u, for u have destroyed my mind ... ...eeees <shuder> Come on, Silent, Cheese would still look the same from the waist up... it's only from the waist down that she'd look like a king-size teddy-bear... And, anyway, we all know that teddies are cute...
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waxing
Dec 25, 2005 15:27:10 GMT 1
Post by SilentVoice on Dec 25, 2005 15:27:10 GMT 1
Fly let me congratulate u, for u have destroyed my mind ... ...eeees <shuder> Come on, Silent, Cheese would still look the same from the waist up... it's only from the waist down that she'd look like a king-size teddy-bear... And, anyway, we all know that teddies are cute... I promise u this I aint entering this topic again !
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waxing
Dec 25, 2005 15:38:06 GMT 1
Post by flying on Dec 25, 2005 15:38:06 GMT 1
Come on, Silent, Cheese would still look the same from the waist up... it's only from the waist down that she'd look like a king-size teddy-bear... And, anyway, we all know that teddies are cute... I promise u this I aint entering this topic again ! Oh, Silent... But I repeat, it would be only from the waist down... A fluffy teddy, so soft and cuddly... And I'm sure Cheese would not wear braids all the time, she would "let her hair down" every now and then... And she'd take good care of it, brushing it with one of those horse-grooming brushes... Looking healthy and shiny, like a mare's mane, on the back-of-the-neck... Only it would be on her legs... Both of them... Flowing in the wind... Oh, what's not to like in that?...
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waxing
Dec 25, 2005 17:20:21 GMT 1
Post by cheesecake on Dec 25, 2005 17:20:21 GMT 1
I promise u this I aint entering this topic again ! Oh, Silent... But I repeat, it would be only from the waist down... A fluffy teddy, so soft and cuddly... And I'm sure Cheese would not wear braids all the time, she would "let her hair down" every now and then... And she'd take good care of it, brushing it with one of those horse-grooming brushes... Looking healthy and shiny, like a mare's mane, on the back-of-the-neck... Only it would be on her legs... Both of them... Flowing in the wind... Oh, what's not to like in that?... lol ;D i think i'll wax... don't wanna be a monkey! hehehe ;D
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waxing
Dec 25, 2005 21:39:01 GMT 1
Post by flying on Dec 25, 2005 21:39:01 GMT 1
Oh, you wet-blanket you...
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waxing
Dec 26, 2005 2:15:26 GMT 1
Post by SilentVoice on Dec 26, 2005 2:15:26 GMT 1
thets kust freking sick but ur sheld be eppy that im jets a wwee bit dtrujnk righdt now s o I can be in thts sierck yopic
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waxing
Dec 26, 2005 10:19:03 GMT 1
Post by fr3sh on Dec 26, 2005 10:19:03 GMT 1
hem.... well, my honey tries to save up money to undergo a special treatment... the scoop is a laser beam just eradicates the thing that grows the hair (pardon for not remembering the english term...) -i always joke that it's skin though -... BUT it is possible to make it so, 3 such treatments and no hair should survive (diabolical laughter no. 3 & 1/2) it is expensive... (at least in Poland, don't know bout Scotland) but just think!! no more waxing, shaving and spending not so petty money on a regular interval... think about it...
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waxing
Dec 26, 2005 11:59:25 GMT 1
Post by flying on Dec 26, 2005 11:59:25 GMT 1
Bah!
Hairless women... Where is this society heading?
What will they come up with next? Already-sliced bread? Or, perhaps, wireless phones?!
Mark my words: Western civilization will be beyond hope of salvation if indoor toilets ever become the norm...
If God wanted people to fly, He would have given them wings, wouldn't He?
Repent, sinners! You are going against the will of Almighty God!
The God! Himself!
But, if you'll give me all your money, and, hmm... perhaps your nubile daughters/sisters too... I'll make sure your soul goes to Heaven...
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waxing
Dec 28, 2005 15:29:33 GMT 1
Post by cheesecake on Dec 28, 2005 15:29:33 GMT 1
Bah! Hairless women... Where is this society heading? What will they come up with next? Already-sliced bread? Or, perhaps, wireless phones?! Mark my words: Western civilization will be beyond hope of salvation if indoor toilets ever become the norm... If God wanted people to fly, He would have given them wings, wouldn't He? Repent, sinners! You are going against the will of Almighty God! The God! Himself! But, if you'll give me all your money, and, hmm... perhaps your nubile daughters/sisters too... I'll make sure your soul goes to Heaven... lol fly, trying to bribe us ;D ... *slips him the money* But, yeh i guess it'd to do with the way god wanted it... But if you dont believe in god, then you can put it down to your gene profile... everyone has hair to keep warm, create variation, and help humans, as a species to survive... Never know, another ice age could affect us in 100years... and our hairy leg genes will be passed down from generation to generation, to help us survive it...
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